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                  \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A lightweight cotton tee that wears like a well-loved favorite and carries a bit of humor and pride. The front illustration — a vintage hand plane and woodworking tools with the bold line “Dad’s MAD Skills — Pay the Bills” — feels like a nod to late-night projects, garage workshops, and the quiet confidence of someone who fixes, builds, and provides. Soft ring-spun cotton and a clean crew neck keep the shirt comfortable for long weekends at the workbench or casual family gatherings. The understated back keeps the focus on the art up front, while durable construction details (shoulder tape, ribbed collar, tubular knit) ensure shape and comfort after repeated wears and washes. It’s an everyday wearable for makers who prefer craft over flash and want a shirt that speaks to their skills without shouting.\nAI generated mock ups\nProduct features\n- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\n- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste\n- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\n- DTG front print with DTF sleeve\/inner neck label options for vivid, durable graphics\n- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not bleach\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":48203227889894,"sku":"26795260883455050940","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48203227922662,"sku":"25589733210829167164","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":48203227955430,"sku":"21825542315815062907","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":48203227988198,"sku":"11283724269181510044","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":48203228020966,"sku":"18317449338930311482","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48203228053734,"sku":"14727994891023555724","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":48203228086502,"sku":"29131591793181497865","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":48203228119270,"sku":"30981385753106923021","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48203228152038,"sku":"24838572565059238821","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":48203228184806,"sku":"30403763520472240770","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48203228217574,"sku":"14621762813436307893","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":48203228250342,"sku":"23250463234640316522","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":48203228283110,"sku":"22725159549375031855","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48203228315878,"sku":"29457011390101085153","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":48203228348646,"sku":"29166258851373534523","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48203228381414,"sku":"79005713436919822483","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":48203228414182,"sku":"19971968913498513956","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48203228446950,"sku":"18495561922545242680","price":13.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":48203228479718,"sku":"95283179311579492917","price":14.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48203228512486,"sku":"15521300732785692277","price":14.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48203228545254,"sku":"41851572402622006314","price":14.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":48203228578022,"sku":"87110985017228019995","price":14.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48203228610790,"sku":"64148045234988697290","price":14.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0819\/3428\/7078\/files\/20260816192934-1f199a8c-ffe7-68f6-9ffb-bebda77438b3.png?v=1786911903","url":"https:\/\/royalorlandomerch.com\/products\/dads-mad-skills-pay-the-bills-t-shirt-tools-graphic-carpenter-dad","provider":"RoyalOrlando Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}